The sheriff says, “This is a disgusting reminder to be cautious about who you let into your home.”
It’s a home inspector. Where I’m from those are government employees and you don’t have a choice which one they send. Do other states do it differently?
Edit: it just occured to me that they never said if this was over the pants or if he unzipped and got elmo all sticky. That just adds a whole new level of fuckupedness to this situation.